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When jewel thief, Franky Four Fingers (Benicio Del Toro), takes a slight detour to London on route to delivering a huge stolen diamond to his boss in New York, he unwittingly sets off an avalanche of sinister and comic events that wind their way through the rough and tumble worlds of bare-knuckle boxing, Irish gypsies, pawn shops, pig farming and… a stray dog. Snatch, Guy Ritchie’s brilliant follow up to his critically acclaimed Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, expose… More >>


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  1. When I first saw this movie, I was laughing my head off. but not because it was funny. I was laughing at how braindead it was and the fact that anybody at all likes this movie. Of course, if it’s a movie with Brad Pitt, then you know you’ll feel like walking out of the theater during the first few minutes of the film.

    The plot: Basically, it’s just a bunch of idiotic crooks searching for some diamond of no importance. I couldn’t make head or tail of what was going on, since the plot alternated between searching for the diamond and car chases. The acting was atrocious, especially Brad Pitt’s performance, if you can call it that. His irish accent was so thick and he was talking so fast I couldn’t figure out what the hell he was trying to say.

    In conclusion, if you are one of those typical moviegoers who doesn’t care about story, dialogue, acting and all the other things that make a movie great and you love stories with no point, then you will love this film. if you are a serious film lover like me, then I suggest you search somewhere else for entertainment and enlightenment.

    Rating: 1 / 5

  2. One of the worst movies I have ever seen, period.

    The plot: oh wait, there wasn’t one.

    The theme: let’s make an even crappier version of Ocean’s Eleven, use almost the same cast, make it even more boring and pointless, and throw in some black guys with British accents.

    The characters: wise-ass Brits that try, but really really fail at being funny (this it the kind of movie that morons say is “hilarious,” but trust me, whenever something is “hilarious,” it’s not funny at all

    The style: a bunch of really crappy cuts that are supposed to make you feel like the movie was cutting edge or some crap

    The music: not bad, wasn’t an abortion like the rest of the movie

    The ending: the bringing together of a bunch of trivial crap that no one cares about. It’s supposed to make you go, “Ohhhhh, wow!” but it made me go, “Oh…okay…so?”

    The verdict: seriously consider suicide as a better option than this movie…it’s about as exciting as a ten minute crap
    Rating: 1 / 5

  3. I had (notice the past tense) a girlfriend who loved this movie and brought it over one night for us to watch. The way she described it made me really want to see it. Unfortunately, her sales skills far surpassed anything the movie had to offer. I was under the impression that this was a comedy – and I really enjoy comedies – but the comedic moments were few and very far between.

    Part of the fault for the sad overall outcome of this movie must lie with the editor. The movie could have flowed far better, been easier to follow, and been funnier with proper editing.
    Rating: 2 / 5

  4. I heard from my friends this movie was amazing, great, fantabulous. But when I rented this movie and brought it to my house, I was just disappointed. There was swearing every three seconds and tons of senseless violence.
    The swearing kept on coming, and the act grew old. And you know what? I think they used the word “F*CK” more than they did in Blare Witch. It was an absolutely crapped up movie, and I wouldn’t watch it again unless someone put a gun to my head. I hate this movie.
    Rating: 1 / 5

  5. this movie just makes me angry i dont know how the talentless director Guy Ritchie would make an action film with out any blood or gore. this has less sexual tension then monsters inc. and toy story combined. this movie was a serious disapointing to an evil,sick and sadistical gore hound like myself. if you wont to see a better film watch irreversible,i spit on your grave or salo and the 120 days of sodom.
    Rating: 1 / 5

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