Napoleon Dynamite

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Studio: Tcfhe Release Date: 02/03/2009 Run time: 123 minutes Rating:

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Napoleon Dynamite

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  1. I saw this movie in the theatres. It’s the only movie I’ve ever walked out on. It was boring, stupid, and the characters were pitiful.
    Rating: 1 / 5

  2. There are a lot of crack users on Amazon, apparently.

    This movie is not funny. It has an occasional moment here or there, and the ending is really, really funny. But for the most part? Terrible.

    Again, the biggest problem is it isn’t funny. The main character is an unlikeable loser. Usually a movie will have a loveable loser, but this guy is a jack-off and a half. Meanwhile, so is his brother and his uncle.

    There are only two characters that don’t make you want to kill them, or yourself. Those are the love interest and Pedro. Both characters are nice people. EVERYONE else in this movie is a terrible character and NOT funny.

    Did I mention this isn’t funny?

    Don’t waste your time, and especially don’t waste your money. You’ll be REALLY pissed off. Unless you’re a teenager that has been led by MTV to believe this tripe is hilarious, you will hate it with the vile that I have for it.

    I also find it funny, WAY funnier than this movie, that everyone who liked it (ALL under 21) voted that my review wasn’t useful. Over 100 responses! NICE! Or as your hero, that dork Napolean, would say, SWEET!
    Rating: 1 / 5

  3. This movie is the first movie I have ever wanted to walk out on, but I ended up watching the movie till the end. Let me say that this movie did have its funny moments. I did laugh, that’s what the second star is for. However they were few and very spaced apart. Not to mention that this movie had no plot. There was only one semi plot between the main character and the girl. And that wasn’t even a real plot. I would probably not see this film again and I don’t recommend it unless you like watching movies that have no point. Seriously. No exaggeration.
    Rating: 2 / 5

  4. I’ve seen some really, really bad movies in my time. (I actually paid to see “Kung Pow, Enter The Fist” and “Ishtar”, and I’ve seen “Plan 9 from Outer Space” more than once.) But Napoleon Dynamite is hands down the most excruciatingly bad movie I have ever seen in my lifetime.

    The pacing is painfully slow and the characters are unfunny caricatures. In a few places the movie offered enough humor to elicit a sheepish grin, but overall the humor ranked somewhere below “What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.” The funniest thing about the movie is the fact that so many people have paid money to see it.

    I could have forgiven the fact that the movie did not have much plot if it was at least mildly entertaining. As it was, I pulled my cell phone from my purse part of the way through the movie and started playing Backgammon to entertain myself until the movie was over and my friend was ready to leave.

    There are no new concepts in this movie, and the concepts that comprised the movie were not executed well. In fact, a high school student with a video camera could make a more compelling film than this. Ooops, it was a college student making the film.

    This is not a movie for adults who are not under the influence of some mind-altering substance. I understand that bad movies sometimes gain a cult following, but I still can’t understand why this film has done so well at the box office nor why anyone would rank this as one of the “best”.
    Rating: 1 / 5

  5. If I could give this movie 0 stars I would. This movie was the most boring, rascist movie ever. They categorize mexicans as inferior, short, ignorant,dark skinned(like it’s a bad thing), cholo type people, with accents and they are not all like that. I was outraged! Not all mexicans are boot-wearing “vaquero” , mustached looking FREAKS! This is the most low quality film! No wonder MTV made it! This is MTV’s attemp on a good comedy film was worthless.Trust me it’s absolutely not funny your just wasting your time watching this as I have wasted mine If you want a funny film watch a Jackie Chan film.


    The rasicim was not just on mexicans It was on all kinds of people fat, white…

    And some people are saying that the music is good Backstreet boys, larger than life,HA those days are over.
    Rating: 1 / 5

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