Incredible Hulk

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Academy Award® nominee Edward Norton stars as scientist Bruce Banner, a man who has been living in shadows, scouring the planet for an antidote to the unbridled force of rage within him: the Hulk. But when the military masterminds who dream of exploiting his powers force him back to civilization, he finds himself coming face to face with his most formidable foe: the Abomination -– a nightmarish beast of pure aggression whose powers match the Hulk’s own!Amazon.comMore >>

Incredible Hulk

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  1. It’s a bad sign when you hear members of the audience groan! But its not hard to figure out why! This movie was marketed as appropriate for adult audiences, but if the filmmakers were honest they would have marketed The Incredible Hulk strictly as a child/young teen flick, instead.

    It’s been a long time since I seen such a boring and tedious film! Even Iron Man with all its many flaws was better than this sorry story! And what’s up with Edward Norton? His acting was so bad it felt like he was reading off of a teleprompter! It was incredibly distracting. Was he drugged, or something? – One things for certain: Bill Bixby, he ain’t!

    I also got a laugh out of Hollywood thinking an American audience is so dumb about world geography they would believe the teeming slums of some major city in Brazil is next to the Guatemalan/Mexican border! – Let’s say you are in Northern Brazil. To make it to the Guatemalan/Mexican border you have to go through either Venezuela, Columbia or both! Then you must cross through Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua and then Honduras. Quite a distance! But the Incredible Hulk, who has neither wings, nor magic, nor teleporting abilities or a private jet, makes it all the way to the Guatemalan/Mexican border in less than a night!

    Memo to Hollywood: I know you’re going for the quick buck after losing so much money during the Writer’s Strike! There have been so many awful movies this past Spring (2008) that I’m getting worn out! But I’m an optimistic person. Could you please, please, make your next Comic Book related film as brilliant as Spiderman #3, X-Men #2, the last Superman film or as good as any of the six Star Wars films? Is that asking too much? There are adults who like a good story just as much as you (Hollywood) like to make a ton of money!

    Trail Guide To World Geography (Geography Matters), and South America (Shoestring), andThe Slum (Library of Latin America), and The Rough Guide to Central America 3 (Rough Guide Travel Guides)

    Rating: 1 / 5

  2. Plotless, pointless and pedantic, the new reboot of Marvel’s jade-jawed giant is as mindless as their monster.

    Featuring a far wimpier (and less agile) Hulk then the first installment, this worthless romp was clearly crafted to bridge the synaptic clefts of children.

    Bottom Line: fast-paced fodder for adolescents and adults with bad to average tastes.
    Rating: 2 / 5

  3. Knowing all the wrong that went with Ang Lee’s version you would think this one would rival the 1st Spiderman in story, acting and special effects… but no. The whole movie basically is the last 20 minutes of the film and we are left with the front of it having Banner in a wild goose chase all over Southern America! Such a waste. I could have written such a more explosive story from beginning to end on just one of the thousands of great comic book episodes from Stan Lee who looks so pitiful in all his cameos in his franchises films. How dare he OK this BS. The same goes for Lou Ferrigno who is always a petty security guard. They should have let him have so much more dialogue as the voice of The Hulk ala “Puny Humans! Hulk Smash!!” and so much more. The Hulk is such a wimp in this and the only thing they actually got right was “The Abomination” character which like I said doesn’t rear his head until the final 20 minutes. No matter how strong they made him The Hulk should have taken him to school in strength, anger and sheer aggression(The madder he gets the stronger he gets!) but instead we see him hesitant, passive and unsure in times where it is most valid for him to lose control. I liked how lean they made him this time around but I think he should have been way more muscular and a little taller(if he was 10ft they should have made him 12 just like The Abomination).One of the only things that I liked about what he did while being Hulk was when he came up with the idea to split the police car in two and used them as boxing gloves to whoop on The Abomination. So Cool!! Other than that, back to the drawing board. Supreme stinker!!!!!!!!!!! F- because I know they had the right budget to make something way better. Shame on you Marvel!
    Rating: 1 / 5

  4. For some reason my product didn’t arrive yet after more than 30 days from my original order.

    Amazon’s people asked me to wait until December 1st and then if nothing happens they promised to resend other product.

    Rating: 1 / 5

  5. I saw this movie in theatres with my girlfriend 3 months ago and damn were we both disappointed! Forgive me but I see that I am not in the majority of the Hulk fans who actually loved the first movie directed by Ang Lee. And I’m not ashamed to admit it either! But this movie on the other hand was just GOD-AWFUL!!! I admit what with them picking Edward Norton to play Bruce Banner I had my doubts anyway! I mean come on the script and the acting were as big a travesty as was for Blade Trinity, the casting was completely better in concept, the action just couldn’t measure up to the other movie, and there was just too many needless cameos. Don’t get me wrong Edward Norton is a great actor and all but he’s just not an action star. And as for his performance well he just phoned it in. Liv Tyler who’s really friggin’ hot and drop-dead gorgeous and who usually puts in a decent performance was just dreadful here. To say nothing of the fact that acting and performance wise she’s just not the best replacement for Jennifer Connelly as Betty. And other than that she kept on talking with this unbearably corny orgasmic voice! Which the way she did it was more annoying than sexy. William Hurt just didn’t make it as Betty’s soldier father. And why did he act like he was severly constipated all through the movie. Somebody please get this guy some Metamucil! Sam Elliot I would say did a so-so job at that role. And Tim Roth who I’m a big fan of(and have been since Rob Roy) was trying too hard to put in a performance unlike like his usual best which just blew up in his face! Tim just shouldn’t be trying so hard and just be consistent with his usual best. It’s was also a huge mistake the way the Incredible Hulk was portrayed. Why did they have to make him out to be really stupid and lacking in common sense?! The Incredible Hulk I know would not have run the opposite direction when he’s being shot at. Yay! he threw the soldier vehicles towards them! Wake me up when he’s done! The Hulk I know would have thrown them,knocked their blocks off,or he would have pounded the ground to send a big shockwave their way more than he did. Also when the Hulk and Betty are sitting on a cliff and they lightning on the horizon, why would he do something stupid like throw a rock at the lightning?! Alot of good that’ll do!! LOL!! The brief cameo by Stan Lee was just pointless. I mean why would they show him drinking a beverage that Bruce Banner accidently bled in only to never show you what happened to him afterwards. Tim Blake Nelson was however enjoyable enough as the comic relief when he portayed the scientist who had access to Bruce’s Hulk DNA. The only problem was after Tim Roth roughs him up to steal Bruce’s superpowered DNA you don’t get much of a sense what the radiation that was given off did to Tim Blake Nelson’s character! Needless to say the only truly cool cameo was that of Lou Ferrigno’s security guy. Lou will always be The Incredible Hulk to me! Now by the time Tim Roth finally becomes another kind of Hulk their fight just wasn’t terribly exciting nor was it suspenseful. And come on rather than have an evil plan conceived as to what he would do once he changed other than destroy everything and try to kill The Hulk. Please!! So anyway if you’re one of the few whom enjoyed Ang Lee’s Incredible Hulk like I did or am just a big Hulk fan in general well then you’re better off skipping this really bad raw sewage leak like the plague!
    Rating: 1 / 5

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